i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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