I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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