The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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