Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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