so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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