But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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