U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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