btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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