Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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