just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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