Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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