i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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