the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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