dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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