IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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