somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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