champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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