she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
