$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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