I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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