im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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