Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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