i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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