This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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