It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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