that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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