Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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