he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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