Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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