and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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