Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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