you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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