I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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