They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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