But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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