i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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