Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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