If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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