This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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