guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
