I bet he comes in French.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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