What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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