Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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