If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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