you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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