It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Text me some of your sweat
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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