I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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