i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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