Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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