From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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