Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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