Yo dont text me then not text me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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