Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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