Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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