Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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