Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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