what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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