id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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