I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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