FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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